TV FUCKING SUCKS RIGHT NOW!

The Best of 2011 according to me

Best Movies

Action-Comedy

Scott Pilgrim and Kick Ass

Drama

The Social Network

Horror

The Social Network

Porn

The Social Network

Documentary

Exit through the Gift Shop ALTHOUGH I havent seen any other good docs from 2010 yet and just added Casino Jack to my queue.

Music-Video

Kanye West - Runaway




Best Music

Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop/Overproduced Hedonistic Dance/Self-Congratulatory Self-Destruction Opera

Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Alternative/Indie/Hipstershit/Adult Crap

The National - High Violet

Drone/Techno/Epic Dreamscape/Soundtrack to the mind of a dangerous genius

Loscil - Endless Falls

Electro/Dance/House/Holy Shit Lets Get Drunk And Fly To New York Goddammit

LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening

Kids Music/Funny/Weird/That One Track Is Absolutely Awesome

Gorillaz - Plastic Beach




People

Worst President Of The USA 2010

Glenn Beck

Worst Sex Surpriser 2010

Julian Assange

Person of The Year 2010 according to TIME magazine

A Guy Who Was Relevant Three Years Ago

Worst Person Of The Year

Jeff Zucker

Best Conan Of The Year

Conan O'Brien

0211 = 012 (nuellzwoelf gleich nullzwoelf)

UPDATE MOTHERFUCKER!


This blog will undergo some major changes in the coming weeks:

- english will be the new lingua franca
- english will be the new lingua james franco.
- I will post more often but shorter... posts? tweets? updates?
- I will not be very careful with capitalization or grammar so don't correct me.
- I will start posting photos!
- Maybe even movies!
- I will post deeply inimate shit. This will become my emotional Wikileaks. I won't name names though. Don't wanna get sued. Again.
- I will post deeply disgusting and/or weird shit as well. Whatever is on my mind.

There will be more changes but that's it for now.

Why these changes? Because I have changed and I want to climb out of this shell of a life in order to experience things that I have kept from myself voluntarily. And also because I fucking hate posting important things on bloody facebook. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Long live Charline JaBukowski.

Hope you enjoy it.